1. Apparently you can rent goats to mow your lawn for you.
2. I wonder if you can rent goats to make your cheese for you too.
3. I want a goat so it can mow my lawn. And because baby goats are so cute.
4. And because I can never seem to get the lawn mower started.
5. Gotta love the only muscles in your arms being your “chaturanga” muscles. Thanks, life in front of a computer screen.