1. The only time I’ve ever really, and I mean, REALLY unsuccessful is when I try to follow directions. I never realized how many directions are just flat out wrong before.
2. Having a puppy teaches you lots of fun little life lessons.
3. Like how to deal with a little mess.
4. How to let go of everything, because you know it will all be chewed up one day.
5. And how to always anticipate when another living being has to go pee. Hindsight is 20-20 on that one, and it’s not a pleasant vision.