1. I hear today is muggy outside. Alas, in air conditioning, the temperature is always just one degree above freezing.
2. If I get one more compliment on my emails my ego will no longer fit in my inbox.
3. Seriously, I’m going to bring it up in my performance review at work. It’s my proudest accomplishment to date.
4. I clearly have accomplished many things.
5. Now I’m going to go accomplish eating a sandwich. Because I’ve always been an overachiever.