- Apparently all it takes to win my heart is a peel-and-close mailing envelope.
- I hate licking envelopes.
- Opening them can be equally difficult at times.
- And remembering to throw them away is almost impossible.
- Oh, envelopes. Would day you will be gone and perhaps then I’ll miss you. But until then…
- Happy labor day! Now, seriously envelopes…stop making me work.