- Today I learned exactly how long is too long to heat oatmeal in the microwave.
- Let’s just say the microwave looked like breakfast fought a war. Both breakfast and the microwave lost.
- Does anyone in the U.S. know what it means to eat a meal uninterrupted anymore?
- Better yet, does anyone know what a table is anymore? Pretty sure everyone just eats in their cars or at their desks.
- When did our eating (and therefore our world) become so flipping sad?