- I drink sleepytime tea for breakfast. Why? Because I like to live dangerously.
- Ironically, that is the exact reason why my boyfriend leaves his shoelaces untied sometimes.
- Maybe the real trick in life is not to find ourselves, but to uncover ourselves.
- Trying to shove a cat, a dog and two people into a small bathroom during a tornado warning was quite dramatic enough without the tornado.
- Luckily, there was no tornado. I just wish we could’ve found that out before I got cat claws all down my legs.
- I will still, any day, choose cat claws over a tornado.