- I shop so rarely that, after my recent trip to the outlet mall, my credit card got shut down for suspected fraud.
- Some days, I like to mess with the automatic spell corrector on my computer. Oddment, blubber, nitwitserstan, tweatserwhatsit, snarfugglescheizer, blergalergathon. Correct those, computer. I dare you.
- For those of you who have spent the last several minutes trying to figure out what those words mean, I made most of them up. Though, it would be cool to discover they meant something in some language…perhaps German? Oh well, guess I won’t ever know, because silly autocorrector doesn’t automatically speak German.
- Silly autocorrector.
- Every time I drink a beer, I redefine the term lightweight.