- I’m pretty sure that in cat language, going to the bathroom by yourself is considered rude. That’s probably why my cat feels the need to come with me each time. Moral support and all that.
- My cat’s so big, I literally thought he was just big boned. Turns out, he’s just fat.
- Looking at food photos on Instagram is my version of watching porn. Oh yaaa, baby, that cheeseburger looks gooooodd.
- If you go the extra mile it’s never crowded. I stole that one, but I love it.
- You know it’s truly summer in Texas when 90 degrees starts to feel almost cool.